by jren15 April 11, 2012
by Cock and Ball Torture November 23, 2016
by copyjew January 10, 2005
A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father that can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so that he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
by Squee4Starscream March 09, 2008
My mexican gardener, he does a great job
by Anastacia Beverhausen October 06, 2005
A white American who was born in the Jewish middle east about two thousand years ago when dinosaurs were still walking around the earth because God made the earth in seven days. He was devoutly Republican, and a great friend of Ronald Reagon and George Bush Senior. He enjoyed golfing, the Stock Market, and the occasional damning of a democrat.
He resembled Chuck Norris in such a way that many asked for "his autograph," to be terribly disappointed when he signed it, "Christ."
He resembled Chuck Norris in such a way that many asked for "his autograph," to be terribly disappointed when he signed it, "Christ."
by JBEandfriends January 23, 2008
Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:16
by Emery Day April 04, 2007