Favata Football

Favata Football is the process and action of playing football with the legendary Anthony Favata. He is the quarterback of the team and is very passionate. In the huddle he calls the plays with immense passion and when he throws a bad pass he gets very angry at himself. He will always have his teammates' back even if they are arguing. On one specific play, one of favata's teammates was pushed down illegally. The man the myth the legend, Anthony Favata himself ran up to the ref and yelled at him. Favata football has consisted of almost multiple ejections of Anthony Favata because he stands up for his teammates and tells the ref how hes feeling. He shows his leadership by defending his teammates. Quarterback Anthony Favata takes his game very seriously and is also a master at the rock paper scissors which takes the place of a coin toss. The man the myth the legend always wins at this. Many times he just shows up doesnt even look, and says "we'll take ball" before the opponent has even finished their hand formation and somehow every time Favata wins.

*Favata Football Game*

Anthony Favata: Alright listen up, were running play 4.

*snaps the ball*
*overthrows a little bit*
Anthony Favata: SHIT!! FUCK!!!

Teammate 1: Oh Shoot! Yo Favata let me QB this play!

Anthony Favata: Nah I got this. Alright we'll run 1 now.

Teammate 2: Alright Favata!

*runs down field, before ball is even thrown he is thrown on the ground, no flag from refs*

*Favata runs up*

Anthony Favata: EY!! REF!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!! YOURE NOT GONNA CALL ANYTHING! HE THREW DOWN MY FRIEND, THATS NOT INTERFERENCE!!!?? FUCK THAT! THATS BS!!

Teammate 1: Yo Favata, thanks for havin my back

Ref 1: I didnt see anything

Anthony Favata: THIS IS FLAG FOOTBALL!! ARE YOU KIDDING!! AND IF IT WAS TACKLE THAT STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN INTERFERENCE!!!

Ref 1: Sir! You need to calm down!

Anthony Favata: YO!! WHAT THE FUCK!! HE GOT THROWN DOWN!!

Teammate 2: EY! Ref he threw me down thats definitely a flag

Ref 2: Play on!

Anthony Favata: WOW!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME!!

*the team looks at the refs in disgust*
*In the Huddle*

Anthony Favata: Alright were gonna run 3 now

*throws the ball*

*Teammate 1 catches it and scores*

Teammate 2: Oh Shoot! Teammate 1 scored!!

Anthony Favata: YEA!!!!

by Favatafootballfan147 December 23, 2013

Football Twitter

A popular sub-section of Twitter which involves accounts solely tweeting about football. Your starter level FT account reps a player with a cringey @ and replies “dub” to every big account to try get an ounce of attention because their parents don’t love them. Others try and mock real life tragedies and fake illnesses to get attention which usually ends in them getting their address exposed. FT when football is on is bad enough, as people constantly steal tweets and tweet “unpopular football opinions” that everyone agrees with to get likes. Arguments over football are won from the most amounts of “W” comments they have under them. These lot are obsessed with likes and retweets. When no football is on, FT is even more toxic and should be avoided at all costs, unless you want your timeline flooded with “nOnCE eXpoSEd” threads, LiveLeak videos and a naked man dancing to football anthems.

“What are you looking at on Football Twitter”

“SaucySalah11 said I was a nonce”

by DreamDraw34 April 20, 2019

Mexican Football Section

The best section there is about football on Yahoo Answers. The section might have a number of trolls but thats what makes it unique no other section is like that. It has had it's reputation for invading section. The section has mainly fans from Club America,Club Deportivo Guadalajara and Cruz azul.

User:"Why is the Mexican football section better than the Scottish section?"

other user: Cause they are gay
other user2:they suck!

Futbol Club Deportivo Guadalajara Club America Cruz Azul

by mfsRules April 14, 2010

Football Twitter

FtblAdxm is a nonce

i created a catfish account and exposed FtblAdxm for noncing me as an underage girl. Football twitter needs to expose him

by FtblAdxmisanonce May 28, 2019

football age

a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.

ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!

word: yeah thats probably just his football age...

by ed the Word September 11, 2009

Footballers Nipple

A common injury received when playing football. Occurs when the fabric of the shirt rubs against ones chest whilst running, making ones nipples extremely red and very sore. Worse than a kick in the nuts.

''Oh man, I was at 5's last night and my shirt was too baggy. Running about gave me footballers nipple! Had to walk about with plasters on my tits today like Lady Gaga.''

by SORETITS January 19, 2013

The Football

The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.

The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football"

by Mistahtom January 13, 2006