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little green footballs 

A popular political blogsite dedicated to the Israeli cause. The blog is maintained by a Charles Johnson, who is a CA web designer turned political pundit. Although Johnson himself have never used any racial slurs on his blog, the majority of the voices in the comments section are indeed very much racist.
Those who enjoy bashing Arabs and nuking Europe would certain enjoy LGF.
little green footballs by ladder September 14, 2005
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blue footballs 

(n) - When your football team brings you so close to victory, but fucks it up at the last minute.
"Oh man, I have blue footballs - the Vikings were playing so well, but they just lost it against the Saints."
blue footballs by vikesfan January 25, 2010

evil piss colored sour footballs 

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F
Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

High school football game 

A football game played by high schoolers, but mainly a social event. 20% of people watch the game, and 80% talk and socialize majority of the game.
When all the highschoolers went to the High school football game,they new the game would actually be a social gathering.

football guy 

A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.
Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.
football guy by Pharr August 26, 2017

footballistically 

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise
Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!

Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!
footballistically by presiDizzle November 17, 2007

Footballin 

When your balls hang so low they lay across your feet.
Damn Joe, you are footballin!
Footballin by BMJimmer August 12, 2012