Football 

A group of grown men kicking an inflated ball of connected fabric scraps.

“Oi man, my favourite football team are playing tonight!!”
“… do I care?”

Football by The waffy monster April 5, 2022

Football 

*Not to be confused with American Football.
Football, often called 'The Beautiful Game', is invented by the English and is the most popular sport worldwide. The general objective of the game is to score more goals in their goal than the other team. It has two teams, each with eleven players separated into 4 positions:

*Goalkeeper

*Defence

*Midfield

*Attack

It comprises of two goals on either side of the pitch, with each team owning their own half. The goal that they want to shoot in is on the opposite side to their half.
Each team starts on one side of the pitch, which changes in the second half, and consequently so does the goal they want to shoot in.The game lasts for about 90 minutes (not including extra time) split into two 45 minute halfs, separated by a 10-15 minute 'half time' period.

American: Hey, d'ya wanna play some soccer?

English: What, you mean Football?

American: No, it's called soccer.

English: NO, it's called Football! We invented it!

American: IT'S SOCCER!

Rest of World: It's called Football, OK? Now just play!

Football by eden1023 December 8, 2011

Football 

Nickname for the president's briefcase that houses a laptop that is rumored to have strategic command capability.

Believed to be in the charge of the federal courier service and not the secret service.

The Football is handcuffed to the courier's wrist.

Football by Seriphimarchangel December 14, 2008

Football 

American football- A game used by people with no social skills to attract girls.

Hey Rachel, how would you like to be with the starting quarterback? I mean, I do play football

Football by hatestobreakit September 15, 2010

football 

A misused term for a game mostly played in America and specially designed for steroid-packed bulky bullies to outstand among themselves and collide against each other like brainless and highly moronic beasts. The game is characterized by brutality and fatal injuries are pretty common. Soccer is the real and very genuine football since you actually use your foot to hit a spheric ball all the time.

He looks very nice in his football outfit; he is probably set to break some of his opponents' ribs today. He runs like a brainless maniac, but he's just playing football. Soccer deserves to be called football since players actually use their feet to kick balls in this game.

football by spektral September 24, 2007

football 

the worst sport in america/the world nfl fudgeing sucks
(fat guy jeff )hey wana watch the nfl supper bowl

(smart kid david) no you twat it sucks ets watch soccer or are you going to call that retrded?)

the worst sport in america/the world nfl fudgeing sucks
foot ball is the worst trucking sport ever too many deatchs by brain colisons football a sport where is only male babbys screaming for the ball even though they cant catch kick or throw

football by i am d@v!d April 23, 2021

football 

the best game on earth. what a lot of us live for.

the only game you can crush someone and not get in trouble, football.

football by football lover July 9, 2007