Flumping Ass

A Butt that is big and white and bounces alot when jumping.

Bkdavill: Hey Nick, you see that girls ass shaking?

Nick: Yeah but this chick over here has a Flumping Ass.

by Bkdavill August 24, 2010

Flurpinslurp

The messiest form of a blowjob.

Last night, Vanessa gave me some flurpinslurp. The real sloppy top.

by B!g B14CK $W4G April 19, 2019

Flumping

The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long"

by yagoah April 22, 2009

flurking

The act of fucking with someone's head and using flirtation as the weapon of choice. A deadly weapon when used by hot girls over unsuspecting men.

" Flirting + Fucking = Flurking"

Lolita, the KGB spy began flurking with Scott to get information about the Odessa files. He was doomed.

by J & B Minor March 27, 2010

flupping

(slang, exclamation) alternative word for f**king swear word! Adds emphasis to an exclamation or remark but without the offence.

"Oh, flupping heck!" "What the flup?!" "... course he flupping did!"

by A Princess August 12, 2009

flumping

A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.

The flumping king flumped me last night.

by Matthew Cook October 1, 2005

Flarping

The act of fapping while LARPing

Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.

by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010