Flurping

Adj. When a wild whore flares her vagina and anus simultaneously, thus, making it appear as if they were having an anxiety attack. It sounds as if someone was attempting to pop a rubber ball.

Jessica was flurping for me last night, she's so talented that she can flurp, and rearrange baseballs in her anus.

by Ms. Nesbitt March 9, 2012

Flurp

When a large amount of ejaculate is swallowed, burped up and swallowed again.

She gave me a blumpkin, and flurped when she was done.

by Dirty Sanches A.K.A. The Pimp June 9, 2009

Flurp

The condition whenever you flip you burp uncontrollably.

"Dude, you just flurped!"
"Yeah, I know, it distracted me from finishing my landing."

by Lawlyboo123 December 2, 2014

flurp

when a girl farts and it travels forward and ruffles up through her pussy lips creating a tingly sensation.

I just flurped and it tickled!

by masternator September 24, 2016

Flurp

A. The act of farting and burping at the same time
B. Giving someone a raspberry
c. Making a Bronx Cheer and blaming it on someone else

Male: "Did you just see him flurp?"
Girl: "Yeah, I can't belive your still friends with him..."

Male: "Isn't it normal for moms' to flurp their child?"
Girl: "Yup... But that was just weird..."

Male 1: "Dude, he just did a giant Bronx Cheer in frount of my girl and said it was me! What the hell?"
Male 2: "Get over it."

by Nyanchloe November 8, 2012

flurp

Modification of NYC DJ Frankie Bones' PLUR, Peace, Love, Unity, Respect into Fun, Love, Unity, Respect, Peace. This is a way of life that ravers attempt to live by.

I live by FLURP, man!

by phizzling December 26, 2007

flurp

(flerp) - Possibly the most vile and disgusting act known to man-kind but here it is. To flurp or to be involved in the act of flurping is when a homosexual man drinks his own semen from his partner's anus using a straw. Thank you M.G.

"Dang that guy is so hot I'd flurp him all night long. I may even use the Krazy Straw!"

by Mike Garcia May 22, 2006