as defined by deadspin, a floopster is a female hoopster. She has all the traits of her male counterpart, but she also has a vagina.
Deadspin writer: Hey AJ, I got sent this great shot of a floopster.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.
by Chundy August 18, 2011
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Last night, my mom went to the neighbor's to hang out with her flapster friend. She came home a bit too tipsy.
by shesmymother July 25, 2009
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To help protect herself and others this season from the flu and Covid, Karen should get her flooster shot.
by wolfmnsbro November 1, 2022
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And for the women, please hold you're orgasms.
And for the women, please hold you're orgasms.
Oh my god, it's like The Flopsters but not really.
Oh my god, take a picture with me and the Flopster.
Oh my god, take a picture with me and the Flopster.
by ChickenFlops June 10, 2013
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Flipster: I hated Katy Perry before she was mainstream, but now that all the hipsters hate her I buy all her music to support her ironically.
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by some flipster fag March 1, 2017
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vb FlopStar flops, flopping, flopped
1. someone who is unsuccessfu
2. flop - someone who is unsuccessful
dud, washout
colloquialism - a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech
nonstarter, unsuccessful person, loser, failure - a person with a record of failing; someone who loses consistently
3. flop - a complete failure; "the play was a dismal flop"
bust, fizzle
failure - an event that does not accomplish its intended purpose; "the surprise party was a complete failure"
bomb, dud, turkey - an event that fails badly or is totally ineffectual; "the first experiment was a real turkey"; "the meeting was a dud as far as new business was concerned"
vb FlopStar flops, flopping, flopped
1. someone who is unsuccessfu
2. flop - someone who is unsuccessful
dud, washout
colloquialism - a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech
nonstarter, unsuccessful person, loser, failure - a person with a record of failing; someone who loses consistently
3. flop - a complete failure; "the play was a dismal flop"
bust, fizzle
failure - an event that does not accomplish its intended purpose; "the surprise party was a complete failure"
bomb, dud, turkey - an event that fails badly or is totally ineffectual; "the first experiment was a real turkey"; "the meeting was a dud as far as new business was concerned"
Geo: Yo, I got the sickest car ever!
Alan: Yeah, what kind of car did you get?
Geo: I got a honda Civic 2020!
Alan: your such a FlopStar!
Alan: Yeah, what kind of car did you get?
Geo: I got a honda Civic 2020!
Alan: your such a FlopStar!
by CIVC February 27, 2011
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