Floorsexual

A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly

Brooke had too much gin and tonic! She’s such a floorsexual

by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018

Slippery floors

Juicy, Wild sexual encounters.

When I see Wonda Wonderpig, it is slippery floors tonight!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Pullmanus Floosius

Greek for Pullman Floosie at Washington State University in Pullman WA. A Floosie could be any sorts of loose women who crave attention. Pullmanus Floosius congregate in their natural territory of Pullman. They attack the weak, and feed on the drunk. Some have been known to take souls, or atleast make for good stories the next day.

That Pullmanus Floosius was breaking dicks all night long at the party last night.

by CougarRugby September 8, 2009

floorset

One of the worst things to see on your schedule when you work retail. It involves folding all of the hanging clothing and then hanging all of the folded clothing in an attempt to make the store look new even though it's the same exact shit from the last floorset. Mountain Dew and Starbucks sales typically rise 13% the day of a floorset from retail workers attempting to drown their sorrows and misfortunes in caffeine. Floorsets typically last 2-3 nights and run until 5am each night. Of course this depends on how many people don't show up because they're "sick". Often times one of the workers is typically sacrificed in a ceremony known as a "clopen" so that every other lucky fuck can sleep-in the next morning.

After Ben spent the whole night working floorset he came in the next day to see some ignorant fat fuck messing up all of the stacks of t-shirts he had spent 2 hours folding the night before in order to meet corporate standards. A day later the fat fuck's house burned down. Coincidence? I think not.

by IWORKINRETAILFML September 4, 2014

Floose

A person who is sexually popular, an easy lay, or perpetually pursuing sexual partners.

Keith tries to fuck every new girl that joins.

Yeah he's a fucking floose

by BoeYams March 29, 2020

hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

by Jims friend November 26, 2007

FLOBBs

FLOBBs ... a modern acronym, short for:
"Flakes, LOwballers, cheap-Bastards, and Bottom-feeders".
FLOBBs is always plural, and refers to a class of people
who's actions are primarily irresponsible in nature and
usually cheap.

Etymology: circa 2004, from online marketplaces like
Craigslist and the increasing percentage of flaky buyers.

A few real buyers responded to my advert, the rest were a
bunch of FLOBBs.

by Sirius Sellers April 8, 2007