flirtaholic

a person who cannot stop themselves from flirting

Even when I'm around, if there is a pretty girl in the room, my boyfriend turns into a flirtaholic.

by OhMyLady September 24, 2011

Fairbanks

Fairbanks, Alaska is where hippies, quakers, rednecks, laborers, natives, and any combination thereof usually live, and where army guys come to take dumps and pick up teenagers on myspace. We also get tourists, who support the troops by parking RVs in the Wal-Mart parking lot. The dropout rate is 50% and the suicide rate is the highest in the country.

Fairbanks seems nice for a while, but once you get to know it you find out it's a lot like Stephen King's imagining of Derry, Maine with more freaked-out alcoholics. If you doubted before that a whole town could be insane, you will no longer. You know those magic mirrors with an evil world on the other side? Whitehorse, YT is on the good side of the mirror, and Fairbanks is the bad side. Repeat: Fairbanks is the bad side of the mirror.

Granddad, how come everyone in Fairbanks drinks all the time?

To forget, Billy. There's things in the snow we'd just as soon forget.

And how come everyone has night terrors where they scream in tongues about the old ones, and wake up with bleeding noses?

Well, Billy, I haven't lived many other places but I suspect that happens to everyone. Yep, I reckon it's just part of the human condition.

by This Island AK March 20, 2011

fairbanked

When one is so drunk at a strip club that you are actually falling asleep at the table, only to awaken to a stripper or random patron holding a one-sided conversation with you. Named after a popular strip club in Toronto.

Dude, do you remember anything about the strip club last night?

Bro, we totally fairbanked. I still don't know what that stripper was talking about before I swatted her away.

by A-Train404 January 24, 2013

flurbatron

1) A 37 member gangbang; containing at minimum 3 midgets, 4 orangutans, and lots of cheddar cheese.
2) A small bird of prey, found in the Swiss Alps
3) A heroin deal
4) A sumo wrestling technique
5) A slang term for a Jay Handler
6) The Rapture
7) The Rain
8) Do the choochoo

Pootie Poot was in a flurbatron last night
I flurbatroned so many times yesterday

by Nelson Mandela!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 15, 2006

flirtbanter

To flirt with someone usually through a type of social application such as facebook or texting. Generally involves witty comments and jokes that force the recipient to concede ground in the "game."

Jon- "That whore Katie tried to flirtbanter with me on facebook last night."

Ray- "What did you do?"

Jon- "Dude, what else? I kirbied her ass."

Jon- "Can you say..."uhhhhh ok?"

by Mastabatte March 21, 2010

Flibajaba

Flibajaba a
word created by karl jacobs on stream it’s the best insult of the 21st century. another, better word to replace heck “what the heck” NO. “what the flibajaba

“do you watch KarlJacobs”
“no who’s that?”
“WHAT THE FLIBAJABA YOU DONT KNOW WHO KARL IS”

by quackorphic November 19, 2021

lachlan fairbairn

A comedic YouTuber with incredible hair. He looks like Ruel but wears his jeans rolled up at different heights.

And don’t forget what you don’t know, you can’t ever try, what you never knew - Lachlan Fairbairn

by You’re a pseudonym July 30, 2019