Flexetarian

An inconsistent vegetarian who eats meat sometimes (heard on a wsj podcast)

A: Look at X, that sleazy bastard eating meat again!
B: Don't sweat it. He is a flexetarian...

by adv1112 March 18, 2012

flexitarian

Somebody who pretends to be a vegetarian, but eats meat when they think no body is watching.

Hayley tried to make us become vegetarians, but then I saw her eating all this veal! What a flexitarian!

by distorted_G January 6, 2006

flexitarian

a vegetarian who occasionally eats meat

Suzie says she's a vegetarian, but I saw her put bacon bits on her salad at lunch today; I think she's a flexitarian trying to pass for a veggie.

by juicy416 February 24, 2004

Flexitarian

A "Flexitarian" is a person who is a fake vegetarian... meaning they eat Fish & Chicken... but NO other meats. That shit is flexible. You're a flexitarian.

Taja ate chicken instead of a steak, and she wont ever eat steak as long as she is a FLEXITARIAN, nor pork.

by FilthyRichTaj February 4, 2013

Flexitarian

A fake vegetarian.

"Damn, all these flexitarians need to quit lying to themselves. They don't even deserve a title."

by Wiztch May 13, 2016

Flexetarian

Someone who is mainly Vegetarian, but occasionally makes exceptions and eats meat (but would probably prefer to eat Vegetarian).

"I'm Flexetarian, I prefer to eat Vegetarian, but do occasionally eat meat."

by Chegan' October 31, 2014

flexitarian

A person who will have sex with any hole.

-Why is Jerry having sex with the hole in the tree?
-Because he's a flexitarian.

by vulgarvegan September 16, 2006