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FLAY SPARF

The act of self-humiliation by saying these two words, or being annoying in general, especially saying them out loud.
A: FLAY SPARF

B: can we like kill this guy with hammers or something

A: can i say it again???

B: no

A: FLAY SPARF

B: i'm calling the police
by Idon'thaveanyideasformyname February 1, 2026
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bobby flay

the biggest jerk ever. he makes home town cooks lose on his show to make himself look better. if he loses its just funny.
by not bobby flay June 30, 2008
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Bobby Flay

(n.) a braggart, especially in the area of culinary arts

(v.) to add unnecessary amounts of heat/ spice to a dish (in attempt to mask mediocrity)
1. Kayla: "I can't stand that guy, he's such a Bobby Flay."
Melissa: "He's probably just overcompensating because he's a ginge."

2. "I'll pass on the sriracha, you always Bobby Flay the hell out of your macaroni and cheese."
by dj1durland February 25, 2011
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Bobby Flay

The OED defines 'Bobby Flay' as 'A Twenty-First century synonym for douchebag' Also: 'The unfortunate consequence of the union between television, ego, and blinding mediocrity.'
That guy in the member's only jacket is such a 'Bobby Flay.'
by dialataunt August 23, 2008
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Bobby Flay

A ginger with no talent who throws blue corn and ancho chile powder on EVERYTHING to make it tex mex. The ultimate in Douchbag-dom.
Example: "Hey guys, I made sure the teacher didn't forget to give us homework tonight. You guys should come over and I'll make some blue corn enchilidas with ancho chiles."

"Wow, Todd's really being a Bobby Flay right now"
by FUCKERNST&YOUNG May 1, 2009
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Bobby Flay

A guy who gets drunk on his show and often claims that the drink is the most important part of the meal. He makes this claim because his food is really bad and his drinks will distract the public from this.
Typically he does douche-y things and makes people feel bad about themselves to gain power.
"Can you believe how drunk he was last night?"
"Yeah, he was a total Bobby Flay."
by qwerpoiu November 18, 2009
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free no flay

They were passing the blunt like it's free no flay.
by Vlixck September 21, 2021
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