Flakey

Someone who bails at the last minute and gives lame excuses.

Person 1: “Gurprit made plans for a night out over a month ago but has just cancelled “
Person 2: “Yeah, she said she had other plans”
Person 1: “she told me she has to pack to move house”
Person 2: “nah, she’s not packing, she’s going to Birmingham!”
Person 1: “she’s so flakey!”

by I love Liverpool June 3, 2019

Flakey 1

When a group of human beings get on a ropey one

Let’s get on a flakey 1 I just got paid.

by Womp10 September 12, 2020

Flakey McFlakester

Another term for a flaky, unreliable person. A procrastinator. A careless or lazy person. Dishonest and doesn't keep to their word. They'll tell you they're going to do one thing, and never do it. They'll tell you that they'll meet you somewhere, and show up an hour late or don't show up at all.

That Brett dude is a total Flakey McFlakester.

by krispy_k January 12, 2017

Nick Flarey

the biggest asshole, douchebag, stank ass bitch you’ll ever meet

“Have you heard of Nick Flarey?”
“Yeah, he’s a real butt fuck.”

by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 8, 2022

Flamey

When a male acts or sounds more gay then usual.

"John sounds extra flamey talking about his new shoes."

by mrscazytobe January 13, 2020

Flakey

Someone who does not ever answer their text messages or phone.

Wow, I've texted Tara 34 times in the last 5 seconds and she still hasn't answered... she's flakey that way.

by Arat Nahtekcm February 21, 2012

Flakey Facial

The act of jizzing on someones face and leaving the jizz to crust over and form a flakey coating:)

I gave my bird a flakey facial the other day blah blah blah

by Me Forever July 2, 2012