flat-topped

1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.

2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.

That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.

by flat toppo December 3, 2010

Flattop Shawty

(1) A charismatic guy with a magnetic personality and hightop fade who loves the 90s Hip Hop/R&B Era. Flattop Shawty can be seen around campus listening to music on a Sony Walkman. Flattop Shawty also loves drawing comics, watching anime and spending time with his group of friends. Flattop Shawty also producers music. He has an all girl r&B group called Flattop and His Shawtys'. Besides his aforementioned hobbies, Flattop Shawty has super powers and saves the world from evil.

Yo did you see Flattop Shawty at Livi Circle yesterday?
Yeah his Flattop looks wicked!!!

by fff May 22, 2018

Lemon twist your Flattop

There are two examples of this saying.

1. getting your wig pushed back
2. Getting SUPER turnt REAL FAST

1. Imma Lemon twist your flattop

2. Man get ready to Lemon twist your flattop tonight at this party.

by MrCatlord June 13, 2016

Flattop

A good man that was too complicated and took it to the head fucking any vag with legs open. And then caught the hero on thed and the lip!!!

Hey that's Do Flattop. He's bumpy on the dick from soars but it gives it texture for my big muffcrusty puffcrusty vag

by Anal Ho Dumbass March 17, 2021