Flashing off

A girl showing off her body

That model
Is flashing off with her new tan!

by Shitfuckcc February 18, 2017

Text Flashing

The act of sending a dick pic via text, with very little or no warning whatsoever.

Zachary was unable to snag a girl using conventional methods, so he attempted to do so by text flashing.

by Silly231 December 17, 2011

Curb Flossing

Edging the grass along a street curb with weed eaters, mainly the maintenance guys who do city and residential landscaping. But doing your own lawn is included.

while i was driving to work, i saw the landscape maintenance guys curb flossing.

by the_sovereign October 12, 2008

flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.

Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.

by nem- January 25, 2015

bacon flossing

Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.

she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!

by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008

Flossing the cat

something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.

I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..

by facebookbloke July 21, 2011

flashing hole

What cats do when they have their ass in front of you with their tail up - flashing you with their asshole.

I love my cat Felix, but he's always flashing hole at me. It's fuckin' nasty!

ass cat asshole flashing flash pets nasty

by KoalaMan December 20, 2008