When you're scratching your ass and find a stray hair, and as you pull it out you realize it's actually in your arsehole, like floss, but up your ass.
by Millergirl601 November 29, 2006
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Get the flass mug.obscenely large sunglasses that cover up most of the face, worn to be "fashionable" or worn by a butterface to decieve men.
Guy 1: Hey, look at this dime piece over here.
Guy 2: Don't get to excited, those flasses gotta be hiding something.
Guy 2: Don't get to excited, those flasses gotta be hiding something.
by nickred October 29, 2008
Get the flasses mug.A dance similar to a victory dance, used by underachievers to indicate that they have managed to complete a mundane task and are proud of themselves. The dance usually consists of both hands being raised to just above chest height followed by a slight movement of the shoulders and head from side to side. If the dance does not achieve the attention that the dancer desires, it is often followed by the dancer interrupting a colleague to boast about their fantastic achievements.
by Echo The Witch September 11, 2009
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Flassing is recommended for people who have a great deal of things stuffed in or up their cracks that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.
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Get the Flassing mug.That dude smells like flass, he hasn't taken a shower in forever so he sprays on some of that trusty cologne. Now he smells like flass
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