flass

When you're scratching your ass and find a stray hair, and as you pull it out you realize it's actually in your arsehole, like floss, but up your ass.
It was so embarASSing when I yanked that flass out during my threesome with Earl and Lorlene.
by Millergirl601 November 30, 2006
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flass

To floss someone's posterior crevice. See "flassing."
He seriously needs to flass; his BO is unbelievable!
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flasses

obscenely large sunglasses that cover up most of the face, worn to be "fashionable" or worn by a butterface to decieve men.
Guy 1: Hey, look at this dime piece over here.

Guy 2: Don't get to excited, those flasses gotta be hiding something.
by nickred September 16, 2008
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Flass Dance

A dance similar to a victory dance, used by underachievers to indicate that they have managed to complete a mundane task and are proud of themselves. The dance usually consists of both hands being raised to just above chest height followed by a slight movement of the shoulders and head from side to side. If the dance does not achieve the attention that the dancer desires, it is often followed by the dancer interrupting a colleague to boast about their fantastic achievements.
"She is doing the flass dance, she must have remembered how to perform a search."
by Echo The Witch September 11, 2009
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Flassing

To clean the crevice of someone's posterior with floss, spatula, tumbleweed, or any other implements suitable for the task.
Flassing is recommended for people who have a great deal of things stuffed in or up their cracks that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.
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Flass

Another word for a flat ass; mostly used when caught staring at someone with a flat ass.
Guy: were you just staring at her ass? Guy2: pfft. No that's flass
by Big Chicken Noodle February 11, 2016
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Flass

Flass refers to the unfortunate condition of encountering an individual who embodies dullness, annoyance, and a general lack of enjoyment in conversation.

A person labeled as "flass" tends to drain the energy from social interactions, making it a challenging and uninteresting experience for those around them.

This term encapsulates the essence of someone who is not only boring but also exudes an aura of annoyance, making them less than desirable company. When confronted with a case of flass, one might find themselves longing for more engaging and lively interactions.

Origins: flaccid
"After spending an hour with that dude, I realized he was the epitome of flass – every topic became a boring monologue, and the once vibrant conversation turned into a tedious ordeal."
by Not Flass Guy January 18, 2024
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