flintstone's gummies

literally the best fucking gummies to ever fucking exist

bruh Flintstone's gummies smack

by thefuckingshit.com June 25, 2020

Flankster

You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....

Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!

by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006

Mr. Flintstone

One who makes your bed rock, i.e. they are amazing in bed

Girl: I hear you're great in bed
Guy: This is true, my room is the G-spot, call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bedrock.
Girl: Let's fuck....right now

by theislamicbomb456 March 29, 2010

Clark Flanks

the dankest of the dank.

"that shit was clark flanks bro"

"yeah it was legit dude, hold on lemme put back on my pringle cap"

by TheDarkBadger September 16, 2009

flanter

flirty bantering

its so obvious they like each other, theyre always flantering!

by whyaretherenonamesleft November 17, 2009

flangst

(n.) A combination of fluff and angst.

Somene being egregiously sick on their death bed, and then waking up only to stay by his or her lover's side forever.

by R.E. September 23, 2004

Flintstone feet

Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet

Did you see that guy's Flintstone feet, he must have his shoes made.

by joecoolthefool May 19, 2016