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Fap-Flambé

When one's testicles are placed inside the anal cavity of another. The other person flatulates as the testicle owner manually stimulates themselves.
I have had gas so bad today, we shouldn't let it go to waste and have a little Fap-Flambé!
by RustyPWhole April 25, 2017
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Chode Flambe

When igniting anal gasses the flame attaches itself to the chode butter causing a near case of spontaneous human combustion
Laughter erupted around the room when Uncle Bob's attempt at lighting a fart turned into a chode flambe. Aunt May managed to light her cigarette from the flame
by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010
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Flimbies

"Hey, Helen, what's that in your hair?"

"My side pony tail? It's a flimbies"

"Cool, I want one!"
by What The Cock Is This Shit? September 28, 2008
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pube flambe

A pube flambe is the outcome of a lit fart gone horribly wrong. This is more likely for those who have more ass hair. When a pube flambe occurs, the ass hair catches on fire and eventually spreads up the gooch to the chode. This is incredibly painful. Pube flambes are popular among people dumb enough to pull down their pants, then light one.
Joey was related to the Geico caveman, and decided to light one with his pants pulled down. Now he in the hospital with third degree burns. Why, you ask? It was the dreaded pube flambe...

Don't light farts with your pants pulled down, or this will eventually happen to you.
by whos ur daddyo April 22, 2010
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Flambient

A person, usually a woman, who shows signs of acting more so in particular as or like other forms of gender stereotypes or expectations/experiences.

Usually used in the context of a feminine tomboy.
I think I’m flambient. Like, what’s the point of not taking powered action as a woman?!
by BountyBeatz February 21, 2019
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Flabie

A fuckin sack of flower you have to ‘take care of’ to pass a class because parents don’t teach you what to do with kids until u have a real one. Flabie(s) flay-bee
Everyone is scared of dropping their flabies on the ground because they can’t hide an exploded sack of flower.
by Pinkdildo February 26, 2019
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porcelain flambe

When two homosexual men engage in violent fight sex in a bathroom stall, where the PLOWEE eats a previously SHAT turd left by the PLOWER, and the turd is covered in alcohol and then set on fire. The PLOWEE must eat everything, and lick the bowl clean all while being PLOWED unmerciful.
Ohhh Todd ! My man ass is wet and ripe for destruction, let’s hit the powder room and indulge in a porcelain flambe !!!!
by Little g money October 20, 2021
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