Failboat

Referring to a sailboat, a failboat is a boat powered by a large amount of fail while heading towards a specific goal or destination of complete and utter failure.

I told Jack not to get on the Titanic. I told him it was a Failboat.

by Captian Jack Dawson July 23, 2009

mexican failboat

A raft made with bits of hair, generally of poor mexican woman and occasionally dogs. The raft is used to send mentally retarded mexican children out to sea to be destroyed by sharks.

Sailer 1: Dude! Whats that? its some black stringy thing with a bunch of mexican kids on it!

Sailer 2: Thats the mexican failboat... and those kids are retarded so its fucking hilarious.

by AJDB March 16, 2009

failboat

Another name for the titanic,which was the biggest failure in boating history.

I used to be a sailor just like you, then I took a failboat to the knee.

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

failboat

the ultimate of a failure. one who can do nothing positive in life and one who only has more failing to look forward to in life.

you puppy is a failboat for peeing in my bed.

by #1 failure July 5, 2009

failboat

any kind of vehicle that has tons of problems and possibly will explode at random.

Yo dawg I was cruisin on the highway when I raced a corvette ZR1 .. I was pullin on that guy mad easy until my motor blew !!!! This mazdaspeed 3 is such a peice of failboat.

by scatt nasty February 16, 2010

Failboat

The method of transport by which your friend travels/may be captain of.

You: My god, Mikey is so the captain of the Failboat.

by Count_Maniacal February 11, 2009

Flaboated

:The bodily sensation of feeling both fat and bloated simultaneously.

My copious consumption of baked beans has left me flaboated.

I was so flaboated, I couldn’t get my pants on.

I’m always so flaboated during my period, I might explode!

by Corpy Bingles May 16, 2022