Fred Flinstone Gift

This means a type of gift (usually from a husband to his wife) that was bought for his use, and her birthday, Christmas, etc. was a scapegoat for it.

A man may buy his wife a fishing rod for her birthday, and when she says she would never use it he jumps on the chance to use it for himself...this is a classic Fred Flinstone Gift.

by downtownchick September 7, 2010

fred flinstone this bitch

when there is any sirens around you and you are on a moped going up a hill going so slow that you could push it faster.

(david) o shit popo tanner fred flinstone this bitch.

by tanner newbergh December 15, 2008

Fagstone

A faggot who is always hard, bricked up, pitching a tent if you catch my drift.

Hey Aden your such a fagstone.

by Retarded African December 19, 2023

flatone

flatone;the (German: Flatone;der)
Used to explain the highest possible form of a Flatus Maximus.
Commonly used by Pablontologists to threaten morons and Anti-Pablontology.

I just sent a flatone to your momma.
My last flatone pulled out some piece of s***.

by killino March 6, 2009

fagstinence

To stay clean from any sort of homosexual behavior, mainly referring to sexual actions.

I was full of Fagstinence until I was easily seduced by Mario Lopez.

or, I have Fagstinece because of my dark childhood in Greenville.

by Nojocity November 13, 2011

Flasoned

Too High to Function

Yesterday I lost my job I was so flasoned that I couldn't get off the couch to go to work!

by Kari Lynn December 30, 2011

Fagston

Literally the biggest stoner you’ll ever meet, has no brain cells😂 Can kick ass in racing and has a small dick, pretty cool guy tho

His name is fagston because queefan gave it to him

by Queefan biyatch March 24, 2019