Flabalanche

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

flabalanche

The effect caused when a woman with a large gut or gunt wears low rise pants thus causing an avalanche of flab over the top of the pants. see also muffin top.

That bitch had on true religion jeans, but that flabalanche was killing me.

by sam cheng April 21, 2006

Flabuluslus

A whore that sucks fat rolls that are found underneath breasts.

You a flabuluslus.

by G/O/A/T October 4, 2011

Flabalanche

1. Found on someone morbidly obese; the stomach area is sloping forward, often overlapping the genital area.
2.Can also be found in the back area, where fat hangs down, resembling the snow-waves of an avalanche.

An extremely large person walks by.
John: Hey Sally, check out that flabalanche!
Sally: Holy Crap!

by dansw1fe January 12, 2009

Flaballgable

A person who is has a meh reaction to everything

Jerrard remains flaballgable, to the news of his sister pregnant with his child

by flable May 29, 2021

flabalanche

when your fat roll jostles. bystanders beware..

As she danced in her low rise jeans, a flabalanche occured harming those nearby.

by buhdog September 28, 2008

flabalicous

Flabalicous is the word you would use if you or someone you knew had tons of flab. Tons of flab = Flabalicous.

Person 1: That person is exceptionally flabby.
Person 2: Very flabby, they are Flabalicous.

by Unicorn :D July 10, 2015