fjord nigger

From The Onion, used to describe someone nordic; Scandinavian

Those fjord-niggers must get pretty god damn cold up there.

by bing crosby October 28, 2004

fjord fever

when a black person lusts after a white person; see also: jungle fever
used in Party Down Season 2 Episode 4

man: hey did you see that white girl getting after that black guy? major case of jungle fever.
man two: nah man you got it reversed, that's fjord fever.

by sometimesitsok November 14, 2011

cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz

The literal translation being "symbolic drawings on the narrow opening of the sea valley walls annoyed/disturbed the eccentric person," this is a test typing sentence that uses all letters of the alphabet once. Other sentences that are used in test typing are "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog," and "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." Although these other examples use all letters of the English alphabet, unlike the first, letters are used more than once.

"cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz" is a sentence that uses all 26 letters of the English alphabet.
Harry Potter: "CWM FJORD-BANK GLYPHS VEXT QUIZ!!!"
Hermione: "What does that even mean...."

by kurobana October 4, 2016

Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz

Literally meaning "symbolic drawings on the narrow opening of the sea valley walls annoyed/disturbed the eccentric person,".

This word is monoalphabetic, meaning it uses every letter only once and is greatly useful for cryptology. There are very few phrases that make sense that do this and thus it's important.

Looks like a 'Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz'! Mommy! that man is annoyed that the cliff reads: "curious-enigma"!

by TheGameCreator January 11, 2019

Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz

"symbolic drawings on the narrow opening of the sea valley walls annoyed/disturbed the eccentric person," being the literal translation

Looks like a 'Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz'! Mommy! that man is annoyed that the cliff reads: "curious-enigma"!

by TheGameCreator January 11, 2019

boob fjord

This is the boney gap between a girl's boobs, best seen when she is wearing a bikini.

John: Have you seen that new chick, Ana?

Sarah: Yeah, I hung out with her at the beach. She has an amazing Boob Fjord.

by Nadanada January 9, 2014

Bringing all the girls to my fjord

Norwegian way of swooing the fair maidens. Used to show that one is perticularly good at an activity, it's a socially accepted way of bragging of ones skill.

"Hey, I'm Norwegian. I'm good at skiing, drinking, fishing, hating the Danish, and bringing all the girls to my fjord" *Winks*

by PeopleSay-5IsColdsmh April 21, 2017