Firewall Friend

A friend that keeps you safer on the internet. This can be through informative conversations, physical technical assistance and remote technical assistance.
"I'm not really sure if I'm practicing safe behavior online. I wish I had more firewall friends."
by jordanteater March 09, 2012
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Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.
"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"
by dirgistan May 13, 2015
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Gypsy Firewall

The one wall no man has ever dared to cross. Immune to all forms of warfare including Nickita Warfare™. Almost as powerful as the "Jewish Firewall". Not related to the derogatory Jewish slur "Gypsy".
"Bro that faggot Alessio can't get passed me, I turned on my Gypsy Firewall." -Borat
"Bro, your right!" - Samuel L. Jackson
by cock adn balls May 14, 2021
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Breaking The Firewall

Breaking the Firewall is when you're ejaculating, but you keep fapping for another round. Some people claim that people who can do this technique are "legends".
Girlfriend: "Why are you making such weird movements while fapping?"
Boyfriend: "Sorry, babe. I'm currently Breaking The Firewall!"
by CringyAutist April 04, 2017
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Penis Firewall

The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.
My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.
by Phil H. February 10, 2022
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chinese firewall

A logical seperation of data by user group between multiple instance of the same software on the same server.
The server housed data for multiple clients, seperating each instance with a chinese firewall to meet data security requirements.
by dballee November 26, 2013
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School Firewall

The reason I can’t go on urban dictionary in school. Seriously, just use school WiFi if you want to get a feel of how frustrating it is to use the internet in China.
The school firewall is a hated existence. It’s similar to the great Chinese firewall.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020
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