filipino shit 

A shit either taken by a person with a Filipino background or a shit containing only Filipino food.

When I came back from that Filipino restaurant downtown I took a Filipino shit

filipino shit by asian4hire December 1, 2016

Filipino Spaghetti

Inedible garbage that Filipinos try to pass as spaghetti. Is not in any way similar to real spaghetti nor is it made with the same attention to detail skill or dedication. It contains ingredients that should not be in any real spaghetti like hotdogs and banana ketchup, and pieces of ham. Random leftovers are just thrown into the sauce and mixed with spaghetti noodles in hopes that something edible will be the result (it rarely is). Some Filipino families hate their kids so much that they will throw this together for them and give it to them during birthdays, X-mas and other holidays hoping they'll eat it instead of going through the effort of making their kids real food. Best thrown in the garbage disposal or left out somewhere for possums, raccoons or any other animal that can eat trash.

Someone gave me Filipino Spaghetti so I threw it down threw it down the garbage disposal.

I put the Filipino Spaghetti in the garbage can and suddenly there is a raccoon infestation.

Filipino Spaghetti by NeonEdgelord July 29, 2019

Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!

Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?

Filipino sundae by Filipino sundae May 16, 2016

Filipino sand surfing 

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat

“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”

Filipino sand surfing by MankeyMeat42069 February 26, 2021

Filipino swifty 

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

Filipino swifty by old observer April 16, 2023

filipino syrup 

The act of urinating in a woman's ass and then proceeding to drink the urine through a straw

How is it with Alice? Oh things are great last night we made some filipino syrup the other night

filipino syrup by GothSimp69 November 5, 2023

Filipino stink bomb 

After sex in Batangas the person doing a Filipino stink bomb will rip ass

Ew porker totally let out a Filipino stink bomb

Filipino stink bomb by BatangasSC April 8, 2025