Field Hockey 

A sport played on a rectangular field having a netted goal at each end, in which two teams of 11 aggressive and determined girls each compete in driving a small leather-covered ball into the other's goal, each player is equipped with a stick having a curved end or blade that is flat on one side and rounded on the other.

The girls played field hockey at school on the weekend.

Field Hockey by Sports Definitions October 31, 2018

field hockey 

Some sport no one really knows about! girls run around in skirts trying to not get caught with their fouls! so much fun! Lets you feel free, especially when you hit the ball for a hard shot to the goal!

Tegan's bomb at field hockey!

field hockey by this is just my sport April 2, 2004

Field Hockey 

Field Hockey is the worst sport ever. You hit a lacrosse ball with some sticks that look like penises or cherry pipes. It is a direct rip off of hockey. I would rather watch WNBA than field hockey. I have more fun playing floor hockey in P.E. than thinking about floor hockey.

*having sex*
Normal person- Hay babe tell me more about yourself
Girl- Well I play field hockey
*Man pulls out and walks down the street to the bridge naked, then shoots himself in the head and falls in the water for having sex with a field hockey chick*

Field Hockey by Breezy@Blacjac May 31, 2019

Field Hockey 

Sadly its a group of girls who wish they were as badass as ice hockey (or the real hockey, I thought that I should specify to avoid confusion)players so they grab half a stick put on some preppy uniforms and run around in a field chasing butterflys. Then later say that its just as good if not better then hockey (ice). Which well everyone knows is just a joke (hahahalololololhaharofl).

Girl: Dude were you at the field hockey game last night we totally killed our rivals

Guy: No I went to the Hockey game

Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game

Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey

Girl: Oh

Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks

Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right

Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?

Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian

Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...

Field Hockey by Scottie the great March 7, 2009

Field Hockey 

A popular sport among many highschool and college lesbians.

"I didn't know Jenny was a dyke?"
"Yah, she plays field hockey"
"Oh"

Field Hockey by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006

field hockey 

In reality, a pretty goof-ass sport. These weird lesbians sprint around a field, hunched over a tiny little janky-ass stick trying to hit a ball into a goal. Ridiculous. It takes no more physical prowess than a runner needs.

Example A:

"That weird lesbian thought she was gonna get into college for field hocky."

"Yeah, they suck you in like that, and dress you up like an idiot..."

Example B:

"What sport is that that those girls are playing?"
"Silly foreign person...that's field hockey and it's not a sport. It is merely an illusion. It makes the players feel like they're doing something important but really...they just look like a bunch of prairy dancing idiots for our amusement."

field hockey by Gollosus Glabborous April 28, 2006

field hockey 

a disgrace to hockey.its not real hockey like ice hockey or street hockey its a little girl sport that involves way too much running and is a waste of time.

"i have hockey practice today"
"field hockey doesnt count"

field hockey by hockeyyxx55 October 16, 2008