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straw-fellatio

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one whom while is innocently sipping a beverage through a straw "accidently" suck the straw off, as though is was a penis
yo man i heard that girl amanda gives a great straw-fellatio
by jkvhjhsjdvhjskv October 2, 2009
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Fellationship

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A relationship in which the only commonality is male recipient oral sex.
My friend and I have a fellationship, I give him head and he pats me on mine...
by Sillylala October 18, 2008
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public fellations

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Witty play on the term "public relations," describing in no uncertain terms the lengths to which some agents will go in attracting press for their client.
The WSJ article? You can thank our public fellations firm for that.
by jdmc March 24, 2008
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She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.
I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there
by TooFingFunny May 10, 2018
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fellatio

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The term use in polite company which refers to the subservient act of orally stimulating the male sex organ with, but not limited to, the lips, mouth and tongue, during which suction pressure is applied to the male organ, usually resulting in the need to shampoo.
Fellatio is not a town in France.
by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003
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Fellatio Sanz

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n. To receive a blowjob or "fellatio" from SNL cast member Horatio Sanz.
1. I heard Tina Fey got a Fellatio Sanz after last week's episode of SNL. YES THAT'S RIGHT, TINA FEY.

2. Maybe if Hertio Sanz were funnier he could get more work and wouldn't have to give other men the Fellatio Sanz to get rent money.
by Quinn Mallory February 7, 2006
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fellation coffee table

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Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.
My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.
by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017
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