felated

Men who share a common woman through oral sex.

Bob and Fred dated the same woman at different times and she often performed oral sex on them, hence they are felated.

by I'm smart but lazy. August 1, 2016

felted mound

The area just above a womens vagina that has a noticeable bulge and has a good mass of hair on it.

That women's felted mound stuck out like a sore thumb, I could see it from across the beach!

by forshizzlebdizzlemydickizle December 24, 2008

Felter

The act of taking advantage of handicapped accessories for personal gain.

I stole my mom's handicap sticker, so I could felter a parking spot.

by halbec October 31, 2011

Feelted

A horse cunt who's unfamiliar of environments other than his den, also referred to as Lainey-boos bae

This child really needs to get outside he's being a feelted.

by Stewthecunt November 18, 2015

Goomba Felten

A man who has the Smallest head in the whole world.

''Wow did you see that guy?'' ''His head was almost as small as Goomba Felten's''.

by Lukevdp28 February 22, 2011

50 feeter

somebody who looks attractive from 50 feet away, but not up close.

“i thought he was cute, but he’s just a 50 feeter”

by peedaweeda April 3, 2020

Feeter

When you insert your (probably cold) feet in between another person's clenched thighs in order to warm them up. Feet must be placed halfway between the knee and hip.

Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.

Hey man, I forgot my shoes and need to use your feeter.

Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?

Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?

by Joobynana December 15, 2011