feed me light

a warning light found on many late model cars usually in the shape of a gas pump that lets the driver know the car is low on fuel

I better stop and get some gas my car's feed me light just came on.

by Michael_Hunt February 23, 2009

towel feces

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.

Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow

by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017

orange-faced lie

contemporary alternative to 'bald-faced lie' or 'barefaced lie' / referring to Donald J. Trump's tangerine completion and his propensity for putting forth flat-out bullshit

Nothing said on that so-called news program is anything but an orange-faced lie.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 27, 2018

Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020

2-Faced

A person who acts one way toward you but later acts the opposite way making them two-faced

Person A: Hey i like your outfit today
Person B: Thanks

The following day
Person A(with friends): That outfit makes you look like a clown
Person B: Your so 2-faced .Yesterday you said you liked my outfit

by Meandefinitionsof people January 29, 2017

Korean two-faced

A beautiful Korean woman with a big smile who looks you straight in the face. When you walk away she talks bad about you and the smile turns to a smirk.

Theresa is Korean two-faced, she has such a great smile when you talk to her. Only because she will have something to say when you walk away.

by Dr. Blackjack September 6, 2013

DooDoo Feces

Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.

Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."

Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."

by StrangerInDanger May 14, 2018