Fatcation

When on vacation and you do more getting fat than vacationing

When you are on a cruise on which food and alcohol is paid for and exercise is optional, you are on a fatcation

by Keller O August 17, 2011

Fauxcation

A Fauxcation (or Faux-cation) is when you are taking vacation days off from work, but definately not doing vaction-like activities (e.g., moving, painting, yard work, etc.). It's like a 'staycation' with a honey do list!

I helped my mother-in-law move in into her reitrement home while I was on fauxcation.

by ALoJax August 12, 2009

faturation

fat resonanting at its natural frequency or close to.

like when a fat bitch runs.

as in a porno flick when a bitch's ass is getting railed and it vibrates or "faturates"

by rangi February 20, 2004

facation

A trip to visit relatives extending beyond one day. Literally "fake vacation." Not to be confused with the term "vacation" which may include relaxation and/or solitude.

During our facation to Seattle, we stayed with my sister-in-law. The kids loved playing with their cousins. Phew, I'm ready to get back to work for some recovery.

by willro January 16, 2008

e-fatuation

Infatuation, but over the internet. Deep feelings or a deep liking of someone you met online; most people tell themselves they love someone, but they are really only infatuated.

Man, I'm in deep e-fatuation with this girl I met on MySpace. She's so awesome.

by Desmond Jones November 3, 2005

Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

by shellandrill May 29, 2013

Fetcation

When you take time out of your day to browse through Fetlife.

Boss is out of the office, time for a fetcation

by Dressy July 13, 2018