A person who eat a 4000 calorie
breakfast followed by 17 beef sticks then a 4000 calorie lunch with 3 boxes of PopTarts then finishes off the
day with another 4000 calorie meal for dinner. Usually like to claim that they have a fast metabolism, or they need a minimum of 12000 calories a
day to gain muscle, but ends up getting fat as shit anyways
Person 1: Bro, I need to eat at least 12000 calories a
day to bulk up, because I have a very fast metabolism.
Person 2: Shut the
fuck up you
fat bitch