fartening

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009

cake farter

A woman who sits in a cake with her naked butt and releases methane emissions which cause global warming but also clear a room with their stinky aroma, right into a freshly-baked pastry.

Ashleigh sat down proudly naked in the cake and farted. She's a cake farter.

by GeorgeSchmoe October 3, 2008

Fartox

Fartox is an insult that you call someone who farted

Person 1: eeeewwww do u smell that??
Person 2: yea it came from that fartox over there

by 💮💮💮 October 23, 2018

serial farter

A person who farts consecutively

That fat chick,Shila, is a serial farter.

by Deimos_dread December 15, 2017

Deadbeat Farter

A person that farts and doesn’t/won’t claim it, or wanders away without taking responsibility.

“That was awful! Who shit?”
*crickets*
“It was probably the boss. He’s a deadbeat farter.”

by Cloverleaf February 22, 2021

I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

by goodlord! January 5, 2021

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017