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2. When you fall asleep and fart in front of your partner but it doesn’t count because you’re sleeping. Also, you can use this as an excuse and pretend that you’re sleeping when you fart in front of your partner. Only applicable to new relationships in the “early” stages.
2. When you fall asleep and fart in front of your partner but it doesn’t count because you’re sleeping. Also, you can use this as an excuse and pretend that you’re sleeping when you fart in front of your partner. Only applicable to new relationships in the “early” stages.
Last night, I was laying down and farted in front of my new boyfriend so I immediately started to snore and he thought I fell asleep and had fartcolepsy! Sikeeee! Lol
by Asha89 January 14, 2023
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When a male has ejaculated into a partner's asshole he lays down and their partner farts the cum out of their ass and into the man's mouth. This can also be done to another partner, not necessarily the man who provided the semen. This is the case with 3'some's and orgies,etc... ; see cockle for reference
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Get the fartycowz mug.The combination of a fart that either results in a series of farts either controlled or uncontrollable for a minimum of 5 seconds. Another instance includes a combination of farts and queefs (only exclusive to women). Caution: Fartcombos can result in a Fartshart.
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Get the Fartcore mug.farttown is where you go, metaphorically speaking, after loading up on a plate of beefy nachitos and plenty o' barolo. what's great about farttown is that anywhere can be farttown, your bathroom, your classroom, hell even your analysts's office. you know your in farttown when it stinks so bad ya can't breathe and when you leave you're clothes carry the stainch of tourds for days.
a: hey my dude, smells like you been to farttown.
z: why yes i have, jes' comin back from it. how'd you know?
a: you small like a toilet. no i don't.
z: yes you do man.
a: goddamn
z: why yes i have, jes' comin back from it. how'd you know?
a: you small like a toilet. no i don't.
z: yes you do man.
a: goddamn
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