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Fresno fartichoke

When getting a blow job the man chokes the woman until she can't breathe. The man farts then releases the choke hold so the woman must inhale the fart.
I was getting a blowjob when I gave my girl a Fresno fartichoke.
by Scuba Jim November 16, 2018
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Fartachios

It's when you eat Pistachios and you get a brain fart at the same time
this is Fartachios
by Spaghetti Attack May 30, 2017
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fartaceous

proud, pompous, above the common "lot"
John's such a fartaceous asshole
by slow March 8, 2005
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fartichoki

term used to describe the phenomenon in which one smells a nasty fart and immediately begins to choke because of the rank as fuck smell.
you: *farts the next day after eating burritos and chinese food and eggs*
me: "BRO THAT SMELL IS GODDAMN FARTICHOKI!!!"
by alienpho April 14, 2015
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fartchop

1) (verb) the slapping of buttcheeks during the course of a large deep fart particularly from an overweight person.

2) (noun) an overweight female tiny persondwarf.
Lisa had to change, she got a little splatter in her underwear from her fartchop.

Lou has strange taste in women, he only dates fartchops.
by Fartchopper August 19, 2018
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Farchoo

When you fart and sneeze at the same time.
After he ate, he farchooed.
by Farchooer February 15, 2020
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fartaphobia

She gave me fartaphobia when she kept passing gas at my feet that led to my face.
by Fartalicious777 November 28, 2024
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