by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
1.a random diss that sounds funny
2. a person who knocks on their butt before farting causing you to fart faster
2. a person who knocks on their butt before farting causing you to fart faster
by Urban boiyii March 6, 2005
by billy and the g string quartet April 12, 2003
by Kala Kapahala March 5, 2009
A sexual position, the Fart Knocker is achieved when a man is engaging in breast coitus with a Woman but is facing the opposite direction so the man's anus is hovering above the Woman's face. While pumping the breasts, the Woman sticks out her tongue which brushes the man's anus as he humps her breasts.
I was just gonna titty fuck her but how often do you get to do the Fart Knocker with a chick that isn't a stripper?!
by DannyBoy152 April 21, 2011
A fartknocker is a person that is so lame they do not appreciate a good fart. They 'knock' or 'put down' the idea of farting and enjoying it; which makes them a total loser.
by Potters Gentree March 25, 2005
Someone who is being a jerk. They pick on people over and over again or do something rash and without thinking.
Or the original meaning, someone who farts often and announces it.
Or the original meaning, someone who farts often and announces it.
"Did that fart knocker just cut you off?"
"Your just a fart knocker. Stop picking on him!"
"Hey! I'm going to fart!"
"You fart knocker."
"Your just a fart knocker. Stop picking on him!"
"Hey! I'm going to fart!"
"You fart knocker."
by Gavin Veasey January 15, 2009