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Amy Tan Fan Club

Definition 1: Fans of the Chinese American author Amy Tan, who wrote the inspiring bestselling fiction novel 'The Joy Luck Club', about a group of beautiful, gentle Asian women finding love and happiness by leaving their uncaring, abusive Asian male partners to find and marry the dashing White men who love and deserve them.

Definition 2: Asian Females coupled with White Males, in romantic or sexual relationships. Sometimes known as WMAF, Asian Fetish, or Yellow Fever.
Example 1: 'The Joy Luck Club' inspires me! I can't wait for a dashing White knight to come rescue me from my strict Asian parents. I'm definitely a part of the Amy Tan Fan Club! She really changed my life.

Example 2: I only date White men. I don't care that I'm Asian - I never date shitty Asian men. ATFC for life!

Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club 

Brenton's Fan Club 

A ripper of a club for none other than the amazing programmer, and lecturer, Brenton Schulz.
Brenton Fan #1: Have you seen Brenton's handy dandy "Apocalypse Mug"?

Brenton Fan #2: Yeah I have! It looks the same as ones people have in jail and wack on the jail bars in movies.

Brenton Fan #1: Let's meme about this, and other shit in the Brenton's Fan Club!

Brenton Fan #2: Fuck yeah!

michael jackson fan club 

The Michael Jackson fan club is the best group in the whole world, we are like the power rangers but stronger. And sexier.
"the michael jackson fan club is the best group of people known to man!" -darth vader

McDonalds fan club 

1) A fan club for fat people who go to mcdonalds, have large saggy male breast, are greasy, are unfitt, cant climb more than one flight of stairs and overall are fat greasy people.

2) a joke invented by a high school student

3) a fan club for anyone who makes vommiting sound when working out on The Biggest Loser USA
1) obeseguy: "McDonalds fan club, hot damn sign me up".

2) kid1: hey this is gonna sound weird but just hear me out, ok?

kid2: ok, fire away

kid1: well imagine this mcdonalds commercial where a fat guy walks into mcdonalds and barges to the front of the que and shouts "GIVE ME A CHEESE BURGER", and then eats the acne ridden teenager working the cashregister.

kid2:.....you know, you should be on tv.

JB Fan Club 

A group of men that do drugs, drink hard booze, and play homoerotic games every Monday
Al joined the JB fan club the other day because he is fucked in the head