failrunning

failrunning is similar to freerunning (aka - parkour), can be equally athletic or extraordinarily painful, but is only impressive if done purposefully and skillfully.

It happens skillfully when done on purpose in the same way stuntmen fall and look hurt in fight scenes, or it can happen by chance when someone either has an accident, or is just incapable of performing an action.

I saw a failrunner fall down 3 flights of stairs and get up without a scratch.

Some guy tried to show off his parkour, and ended up failrunning off a balcony and crushing his nuts on a bike rack.

by FailrunnerOne June 3, 2011

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Failroad

Specifically a poorly ran Railroad, as if the entire management staff was hand picked from educationally challenged, socially awkward basement dwellers who like to play with toy trains.

Sorry, you must of misheard, I work for the failroad and I am at the mercy of the handicapped version of Oceans 11

by Super Dave's hotrod June 18, 2011

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failmonger

One who brings fail, as a fishmonger is one who provides fish.

"I heard Ewan's decided not to buy an Xbox 360."

"What a failmonger."

by mds84 November 25, 2009

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failonaut

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

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Failony

A fail so epic, the perpetrator of said fail should be incarcerated.

Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"

Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."

Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."

by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010

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