fagfinder

A bottle rocket that the stick has been removed then a group of people get in a circle. A person then lites the b-rocket and who ever it hits is the fag.

Johny is the queer cause he got hit with the fagfinder

by Curt the Shizzle October 2, 2005

to fassbender

to very obviously derive too much enjoyment from one's work.

Irish actor Michael Fassbender spends the entirety of 300 grinning like an idiot, showing us all how to fassbender one's way through life.

by Fergal Casey May 9, 2008

Fag bender

A straight guy who gets high/drunk and bangs a bunch of dudes one weekend.

I drank a bunch of Boones Farm Friday night and woke up Sunday with a sore ass and a stinky dick. Worst fag bender ever....

by Bronco Spurlock February 24, 2017

Faglander

What I call Homelander from “The Boys”.

“Hughie, Butch & Soldier Boy were fucking up Faglander so bad”

by TheWerdDood July 26, 2022

dylan fassbender

a bitch that will crush a girls heart in 5 seconds after flirting with her for 2 months if you ever meet a dylan back away from him cuz hes a jerk but at the same time the best singer but failing grades & just cant treat a lady right & always makes a fool out of himself

i hate dylan fassbender so much

by acros May 14, 2015

to fassbender

When one actor is the only redeeming quality of a movie.

Or: Trying to safe a group project alone by doing all the heavy lifting and fail.

"The last X-men and Alien movies were at least fessbendered, let's see how the next reboot will be..."

"I tried to fassbender the presentation, so my group almost passed the class."

by Jarjar1313 December 21, 2020

Pull a Fassbender

To catch someone off guard or throw them a curveball

He proceeded to pull a Fassbender on me by approaching me from behind and saying in my ear “uhhhh”

by YuOfTheNight March 6, 2020