Flabalanche

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

flabalanche

The effect caused when a woman with a large gut or gunt wears low rise pants thus causing an avalanche of flab over the top of the pants. see also muffin top.

That bitch had on true religion jeans, but that flabalanche was killing me.

by sam cheng April 21, 2006

vagalanche

multiple vag, getting with a lot of women, an unheard amount of sex,

hey jim that car is so awsome you may cause a vagalanche

by leach's word June 24, 2009

Flabalanche

1. Found on someone morbidly obese; the stomach area is sloping forward, often overlapping the genital area.
2.Can also be found in the back area, where fat hangs down, resembling the snow-waves of an avalanche.

An extremely large person walks by.
John: Hey Sally, check out that flabalanche!
Sally: Holy Crap!

by dansw1fe January 12, 2009

flabalanche

when your fat roll jostles. bystanders beware..

As she danced in her low rise jeans, a flabalanche occured harming those nearby.

by buhdog September 28, 2008

fogalanche

A large mass of condensation appearing to flow like an avalanche down a hillside.

When I looked up the mountain I thought I was a dead man, but it turned out it was only a fogalanche.

by SWilsonMc May 2, 2008