Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

mondo fag

a kid who is really annoying can be described as a mondo fag.

you're a mondo fag man stop being so gay

by pattyc September 23, 2005

mouth fag

Smoker poser who mouths(doesn't inhale) his fags(brit for smokes).

- Jack is a mouth faggin butt pirate!

by Asli-Badmash April 25, 2011

Mountain-Fag

A butch gay man that grew up in the mountains; riding horses, chasings cows, working on the ranch, riding dirtbikes, wrenching on cars, drinking and fistfighting with the cousins. Just a good old country fag, not some sissy la la little queen.

David's a Mountain-Fag, he ain't afraid to drink some whiskey and get in a fistfight. Unlike Stephen who is a screaming little queen, and might break a nail if he gets in a fight.

by tongochim69 February 3, 2010

panic! at the mother fucking fag dance

what those dumbass scenesters should have at the end of their myspace names

scene kid! at the disco: whats up with your name?
cool kid! at the mother fucking fag dance: just showing some love for that amazing band panic! at the mother fucking fag dance.
scene kid! at the disco: well your a bitch.

by alexandera May 24, 2007

monkey fag break

To have a wank

by monkey fag break August 8, 2003

Mountain dew fag

A person named Allen who ducks copious amounts of seman and uses mountain dew as a dick chaser.

Hey quit being a "mountain dew fag" allen.

by Fuckfuckassshit May 21, 2018