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Failstorm

A series of three or more fails in a very short period of time. A combination of the words fail and storm
1)How did the date go last night?

It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.

2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.
by Ibenz April 13, 2010
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Flee the facility

A rly fun game on roblox. You have to hide from the beast if ur a survivor and u have to capture all the survivors of ur the beast
I couldn’t stop playing flee the facility the other day. It’s so addicting
by hamburger2020 November 26, 2020
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Failsome

1. The opposite of awesome.

Derived from "fail" (to not succeed/screw up) and "some" (suffix of "awesome").
Not sure if this chocolate & cheese ice cream is going to be awesome or failsome.
by MacGyver Rulz February 18, 2010
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cock facilitate

To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock facilitate, by leaving and giving them privacy.
by max100 May 31, 2009
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Bullshit Facilitator

A Bullshit Facilitator is a certain professional, or group of them, that couldn't make it to the Big League in the western world, so decided to spice up his/their CV and venture somewhere else in one of under-development countries, hoping to be mistaken for a Guru and to get some business.
Generally bullshit facilitators have western looks, spiffed up attires, and they talk a lot of pseudo-jargon at length, trying always to sound intelligent and business-savvy by decorating their long speeches to clueless audiences with words such as 'collaterals', 'rationales', 'incidence', 'strategy', 'low hanging fruits', 'branding' and other buzzwords, mixed with complex diagrams that resembles oftentimes the structure of Dante's Inferno.
This, in terms of business, is like wanting to teach the theories of West Coast Offense to some 5th Graders playing touch football once a week on sundays afternoons.

Generally their fields of specialty are those gray zones in business where you can say everything and the exact contrary and not being easily proven wrong, such as, for instance, design, or, I dunno, branding and marketing.

They're facilitators because they make easier to absorb bullshit by mistaking shit for sound business advices and also in the sense that they make easier for other countries to produce that same bullshit that come from the Western World.
Lim Lin: "Hey! That guy that spoke at the workshop yesterday know how to wear his hat! He's so knowledgeable"

Darren: "mmmmmmm, to me he seemed nothing but another bullshit facilitator"
by Parcerito February 3, 2010
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Failsauce

1.Noun: The pure essence of fail.
Adjective: When something has or is going to fails so hard, that no other word fits.

2.An exclamation of defeat or anger.
This food tastes so bad that it must be covered in failsaunce.

Today's test was pure failsauce.
by Dragonheart91 October 14, 2008
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failsmith

Someone who specialises in the craft of failing.
"Mark is never around when you actually need him, hes such a failsmith"
by styxuk October 12, 2008
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