facepants

A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache

Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off

by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

Fartparty

At least 6 people sitting in a gym or public sauna, seemingly ignorant of the gigantic fart that is aggressively permeating their skin, hair and lungs.

I took a single step into the sauna at lifetime and realized those folks were in the middle of a fartparty! Either their noses were broke or they loved it -- I wasn't stickin around to ask which.

by Simpsonsmoviesucked May 7, 2018

facefartbook

a social network for the crafty, clever, comedic complainer. people share their gripes, comments aka. "farts" on this website. No topic is off limits and all opinions are welcome.

Some guy cut me off today then filpped ME the bird. As soon as I get home I am going to let this jerk have it on facefartbook.

by brewkah assault May 27, 2011

Face Party

Oral Sex. The act of cunnilingus or fellatio.

guy 1: Dude, your girl is in a good mood
guy 2: I gave her a Face Party this morning!

by Sinister_tounge December 16, 2012

Fagparty

(Noun) A group of at least three underdeveloped males who often appear on sites like Chatroulette so they can project their inner most sexual desires on unsuspecting targets who visit these sites in a futile effort to meet interesting people.

Billy's friends strongly encouraged him to use Chatroulette to meet interesting people, but once he got on, all he was met with was one fagparty after another.

by uzi killer September 22, 2011

Face Party

A radio friendly term used to talk about having oral sex. If you are hosting a face party that means you are the one giving the other person oral sex. Can refer to blow jobs Or eating out a woman. Believed to have been coined by the Free Beer and Hot Wings radio show.

I heard Carol gives a Great face party, Its been awhile since I had my hard member sucked.

by Timinator5000 November 7, 2023

Facepaste

When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.

Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.

by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011