Face Plant 

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

Face Plant by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

face plant 

Basically the same as “painting his/her face” just has more of a dramatic effect

He gave me the fattest face plant

face plant by 25pilots December 30, 2021

face-plant

When you have gotten so messed up you just tip over and go face first into the ground without warning.

Noise was telling a great joke then the booze hit him and he did a total face-plant in the middle of the party like Peter from Family Guy!

face-plant by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise August 23, 2011

South Town Face Plant 

Slang for eating a chick's pussy. Another way of saying "going down town" on a woman who wants her clitoris and labia minora given oral stimulus to bring her to orgasm. Can apply to either a man or another woman performing cunnilingus to the recipient woman.

Mike: "I can't stand it! I wanna' give Irene the South Town Face Plant, like right now!"

Tom: "Easy man, take her to dinner first, then have you some dinner."

South Town Face Plant by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011

Guatamalan Face Plant 

(Ejactulatory Nasilpentroduciation)The act of recieving sperm through the nasil cavity. This can cause serious altercations to the human body, and if any of these altercations should occur, please visit your local physician.

Jaquando be sayin -

Bo, last night I be all up at my girls house and I be givin her dat Guatamalan face plant, B, if you be seein' dis shit you be getting all up on dat jelous, dawg.

Shaquivious be sayin -

Mayne, fuck dat shit, B, I wana get all up on dat Guatamalan Face Plant, dat shit be whack bo, I shot my girl, so she ain't got no face.

Guatamalan Face Plant by Shaquavanoctaquandoshawevaq January 30, 2010

planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

planted face by bztwzr October 16, 2009

Pizza Faceplant 

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

Pizza Faceplant by WBS3 March 7, 2008