Feta Fishing

To dig with one's tongue in the orifice (i.e. nostril, ear canal, anus, pee hole, etc.) of a Greek person in search of Feta cheese.

Constantinopilus: What the f*** is your tongue doing in my asshole?

Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?

by Hesaid123 September 8, 2011

fetamin(FET-A-MEAN)

someone who is fake,used mostly in reference to those of the female gender.a "fake bitch"

yo why you still messin with that girl man,erybody knows she a fetamin(FET-A-MEAN)

by Erikdabomb8 November 12, 2009

Fetatastic

“When two strangers meet on a dating app and vibe real had over the love of feta” or a particularly fantastical feta concoction of flavor and cheesy goodness

P1: Did you hear about Jon and Mackenzie?
P2: No, what?
P1: They vibed super hard over some feta and now they have joint custody of a feta based tik-tok account!
P2: WOW, that’s fetatastic!!

by Jojoboom22 January 17, 2021

go fetal

When you are very tired and want to sleep; sleep in fetal position.

I'm so tired today; I just want to go home and go fetal.

by theriversong August 16, 2016

fetal position

the act of curling yourself in a ball and crying like a little girl in hopes that your attacker will just go away.

lol that kid just threw himself in the fetal position and shit his pants.

by mullet man carrie January 16, 2011

feta

a goats cheese that tastes well nice. originally from greece.

i am going to have feta cheese in my salad.

by LatinaKaterina November 17, 2004

Fetal Pigging

The act of using a person, animal, or object as a makeshift fleshlight to stroke your shit, such as a fetal pig.

“That grapefruit over there would be perfect for Fetal Pigging“

by squeezemylemons8 August 7, 2022