F. O. C. L.

Fuck Our Collective Lives

Joey: DUDE. I just mashed my thumb with the friggin hammer.

Aaron: last night, my girlfriend was blowin' me and decided to use her teeth.

Johnny: Oh shit. Apparently my lady is also my cousin...

Joey: F. O. C. L.

Johhny: Pretty much.

by Add pseudonym here July 26, 2009

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

by LittleT February 09, 2012

S-F-L-S

It means, Strangers to Friends to Lovers to Strangers.

"From Strangers to Friends, friends into Lovers and Strangers again." It is from the song Strange by Celeste, please go listen to it. It is absolutely beautiful.

"You know how relationship goes, s-f-l-s. Nothing ever lasts."
"S-F-L-S, we are in the love part right now, so I have to ready for us being strangers again."

by cjjninoh August 20, 2021

S-F-L-S

FROM STRANGER TO FRIENDS, FRIENDS INTO LOVERS, AND STRANGER AGAIN.

friend 1 "Well you know how my relationship goes, s-f-l-s."
friend 2 "GOD! you're pathetic."

by cjjninoh August 20, 2021

F(l)at

A phrase used to describe large buttocks which are of course big and juicy, but not necessarily round or protruding very far after the initial curve of the back or 'shelf' on larger people

'Bro you can see that girl's ass from the front it's crazy'

'Yeah she's gorgeous, her cheeks are f(l)at af!'

'Fym f(l)at af- oh damn they're like double thick pancakes hahaha'

by Squirtyduck February 01, 2024

F(l)at

A phrase used to describe large buttocks which are of course big and juicy, but not necessarily round or protruding very far after the initial curve of the back or 'shelf' on larger people

'Bro you can see that girl's ass from the front it's crazy'

'Yeah she's gorgeous, her cheeks are f(l)at af!'

'Fym f(l)at af- oh damn they're like double thick pancakes hahaha'

by Squirtyduck February 01, 2024