External Stimulatory Gland

In short - Male penis or Female Clitorus

Also pre fix with "Internal" Male Prostate or Female G-spot

Term to be used in puplic,work,professional environments when subtleness is key.

Jane: Hey, what did you and Bill do last night?
Amy:We watched a movie .... and today my External Stimulatory Gland is sore

Tim: Norm, Want to grab lunch today?
Norm: Naaa , I can't, my secretary needs me to work on her external stimulatory gland.

by TheReal Boo-urns August 5, 2011

External Penile Fixation

A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick

Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?

Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.

by Disc Jockey October 14, 2009

ESA (External Shit Annihilation)

When you take a shit and you, quite literally, annihilate the shit by beating the shit out of your shit.

Mike: You wanna go ESA together bro?
Jack: Yeah after we finish munging.
Mike: Hell Yeah! ESA (External Shit Annihilation) is the best!

by MaleVeronica July 25, 2018

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

by Pugtot September 1, 2022

External Intelligence

A person who has an understanding of social norms when communicating or interacting with others.

He has external Intelligence when he greets others with respect in the apartment complex.

by jondich July 13, 2024

External Twins

Two children genetically of the same parents born in close proximity to one another, most often with the use of a surrogate mother.

I had trouble conceiving and hired a surrogate, but to my surprise I also became pregnant soon after. The babies were born 2 weeks apart as external Twins.

by Walter Schwartz May 20, 2025

External Gang Green (Fish Bone's): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: External Gang Green (Fish Bone's): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025