The Mom Exit

Moms of adult children who walk out.

The Mom exit.

Droves of women leaving their adult children’s lives. Driving these women to give zero fucks. You may recognize them in their front yards lifting one arm and sometimes both arms to the sky. Giving a no fuck sign. The letter O. Zero.

“Sandy gives zero fucks about Adams heroin bill.”

Carley didn’t mention her Mom in her pageant speech. “Wow, what a bitch. My Mom got up and left the pageant.”

“Adams’s on Heroin again.” Hey, not my problem. -Mom

Jacob Copelands Mom got up and left the signing ceremony!

The Mom Exit.

by victoriapriceless February 10, 2020

Female exit

Another thing phil lester shouldn’t have said

A female exit

by Internet2trash February 16, 2018

Emergency Exit

Having to go to the restroom badly while on the highway, that one needs to get themselves into a gas station bathroom... real fast.

Oh snap! I need to take an emergency exit at that El Cheapo before I poo in my pants.

by MFinn March 08, 2010

Danish exit

Sudden and unanounced leaving from a cool party using a seemingly harmless excuse.

A danish exit would be: "wait a sec guys i'm just dropping off my bag at home here and be right back!"

by Derpenstein1977 October 12, 2013

Irish Exit

The act of bailing on your friends at a party or activity without telling them.

Introverts are the undisputed master of the Irish exit.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 28, 2021

Wet Exit

The act of getting out of the shower and taking a poop, without wiping yourself dry.

It was so nice in the shower, but I felt a huge one coming so I had to do a wet exit.

by gr3g_ry February 16, 2012

exit bag

A plastic bag, placed over the user's head and often used with an inert gas such as helium, thus ending all the user's problems.

May be home made or purchased pre-assembled. One should always find a luxurious, high-end exit bag and purchase it with a credit card.

Joe: "I'm pretty sick of life. I'm thinking about eating a bullet."

Betty: "Joe, I think you should consider using an exit bag. It's quick, painless, and a much better option if you want an open casket."

by PlaneGuy May 29, 2011