Excretorium

Def 2. A slang term for the combined upper and lower houses of the United States Congress. Usually used to equate the activities of the members of Congress with those performed in a legitimate excretorium def 1.. Sometimes referred to as the United States Excretorium.

Jim: Bob, Did you see what the ass-clowns in the US Excretorium are trying to pass this week?
Bob: You mean that steaming pile of shit tax reform which takes money from my parents retirement fund and gives it to Donald Dump’s buddies?
Jim: Yeah, that one. It should stink up the Excretorium through the next election cycle.

by dgRonbo October 28, 2017

excramation mark

An excramation mark is a long brown mark left in the toilet bowl after having taken a huge poo.

Whoa there is a huge excramation mark in this loo!

by violet_ultra June 20, 2014

excremains

When you have to take a shit, but you have no toilet paper - just paper towels. But, you can't flush the paper towels, so you shit in the toilet and then wipe your ass on the paper towels and then put the paper towels in a paper bag in front of you. Then you carry the paper bag with the "excremains" around no matter where you go like a symbol of joy and contentment -- or you can throw it away...but i think that'd be just stupid.

Today, we ran out of toilet paper, but its cool cuz i used my sticktuitiveness to manufacture a rare batch of excremains.

by Red Baron December 17, 2004

excreamatoratarilly

beyond extreme. an almost unimaginable feeling.

the guy whose house burnt down was excreamatoratarilly pissed. he put up too many christmas lights!

by fp4363 January 11, 2011

Exclamatoception

When you exclamate the exclamation of something.

Alex exclamated the exclamation of Nora’s message.
Steve: Exclamatoception

by Drizzy314 April 7, 2019

excramation mark

An excramation mark is a long brown mark left in the toilet bowl after having taken a huge poo.

Whoa there is a huge excramation mark in this loo!

by violet_ultra June 20, 2014

excretologist

a person who studies excrement, including but not limited to feces, waste, crap, turds, urine, saliva, physical in content and or non physical matter; ie. verbal 'bullshit', lies, fluff.

example 1: I'm going to run that story by my excretologist and see what they think about why this person i know feels the need to exaggerate. example 2: the excretologist will have to inspect this animals's feces to help us figure out what it ate, and why the feces smell so badly.

by MidnightButterflyIJC February 21, 2015