The Excalibur

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.
Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.
by SnakeBiter October 20, 2009
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Excalibur

Warframe's poster boy. Literally everyone picks him as a starter.
fuckin uhh...dave or smth:''Hey bro,I just started this new game called Warframe!''
dave's friend:''What warframe did you pick?''
dave:''I picked the cool sword guy.''
dave's friend:''Excalibur? Nice choice but literally everyone picks him. Shoulda been original.''
by that one guy with autism December 26, 2022
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Excalibur

The chilly splash of toilet water that hits the anus after letting loose a huge piece of feces.
Whooa, Hahhh! -just had an Excalibur!
by pjskrov November 18, 2005
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Excalibur

When engaging in fisting, insert arm to the wrist, grab hold of anything loose and pull violently.
Excuse me honey, but being your knight in shining armor I feel it is only fair that I show you EXCALIBUR!
by andy kumar May 01, 2005
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excaliburations

Excaliburations:
1) The act of taking something humble and outdated and making it impeccably extraordinary and one af a kind.

"The hotel went through major excaliburations before winning design of the year."

" The designer and contractor we hired used amazing excaliburations remodeling our hotel."
" The designer and contractor we hired used amazing excaliburations remodeling our hotel."

"The hotel went through major excaliburations before winning design of the year."

Also using the Urban dictionary for Excaliburate.
Excaliburate

To take something humble and make it awesome.

"My old computer was lame so I excaliburated it by adding more ram and a better video card."

"I plan to excaliburate my car as soon as I get a little bit of extra cash."

by Andrew Tolson April 05, 2006
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Excalibur

A move used during three ways and orgys where the man finishes inside their partner but cannot pull out unless a third party comes and lifts the penis out of whatever hole it might be in like the sword from the stone, “Excalibur”
“Cum forth mighty sword Excalibur, for I shall put you in my sheath
by whatfunk6 April 16, 2021
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Excalibur

The legendary sword wielded by King Arthur, which he drew from a stone as a boy, thus becoming king of Camelot. One of the most powerful weapons in the Final Fantasy series of RPGs.
Honey, I'm off to find the Holy Grail and I'm taking Excalibur with me; call my cell if you need anything.
by LudwigVan December 06, 2003
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