Evosexual

A person who finds dedication to one's evolutionary journey and self-growth attractive or arousing.

A: This weekend at the deep trauma healing retreat, I was so attracted to this man who courageously and vulnerably kept sharing his feelings.

B. Wow, you are so evosexual!

by HazelGrace October 14, 2018

emote control

The ability to stay silent when surrounded by morons pontificating on subjects they know nothing about

- I'd have thought Daniel would have added his two penny worth by now
- By the look on his face and the blood coming from his mouth, I'd say he's using emote control

by Daniel Connolly April 25, 2007

Evite Exegesis

Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"

No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."

by PBMax June 13, 2008

ecoterd

a terd that has been taken by a eco maniac. The ecoterd usually smells like recycled cans and when defecated, takes the shape of recycled paper mush.

"Dude piper just took a ecoterd!"
(in a ecovillage) "man, these toilets are full of ecoterds"

by friendly people October 30, 2010

egotesticaless

personality trait defined by one's ego being so large it has consumed one's testicles.

This particular type of self absorbtion begins in the individual's testicles where they are eventually consumed. The lack of testicles often leaves the individual with a large cavity beneath the penis where the testicles once hung.

See also: egopuss

David: That guy is such a egotistical pussy, what's his deal?

Hoppy: Oh, he's been diagnosed as being egotesticaless.

David: testicle-less?

Hoppy: Yeah, his ego ate them. So even though he is a pussy, his ego still makes him a giant prick. Quite a conundrum that one can be an equally huge dick as he is a pussy.

by wordwizzard November 21, 2010

R LAUGH EMOTE XD

THE SOUND DRAVEN DOES WHEN HE CARVES U UP iRL WITH HiS AXES AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

I WAS R LAUGH EMOTE XD ING WHEN DRAVEN SLIT HIS THROAT

by iLL MiNDED DRÄVEN XD June 5, 2018

Esoteric's Law

When debating with a comrade, the longer your discussion continues, the more likely it is the comrade's argument will degrade into nothing but character assassinations, and baseless assertions; this will always inevitably happen.

(A variant of Sargon's Law, or Hoodie's Law )

"Did you see Libertarian Socialist Rants committing Esoteric's Law on his recent video?

by BlackSoNotCriminal July 13, 2017