to forcibly remove someone from their place of residence, illegally and usually with some sort of weapon. Can also be accomplished by repeatedly firing guns outside of windows, etc.
"I think the guy that just moved in has been shooting our dogs and hunting on our land."
"Oh? Sounds like its time for an East Tennessee Eviction then."
"Oh? Sounds like its time for an East Tennessee Eviction then."
by NoMoreDeadDogs March 01, 2010
An eviction where they sell all your shit, anything that was in your old apartment must go, no matter what it meant to you.
He/she thought the fire sale eviction was hilarious, that was why he/she tried to make one happen a few years ago over nothing.
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020
When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.
It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.
by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021
To force a bad tenant to move by taking the entire roof off the house, a practice used by landlords in Wales over a hundred years ago.
by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008
Person 1: Gross, man. What are you doing?
Person 2: Just evicting the Irish tenants.
Person 1: Please stop doing that at the table.
Person 2: Just evicting the Irish tenants.
Person 1: Please stop doing that at the table.
by Disgruntled_Landlord May 16, 2012
What you'd say when describing your birthday.
by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011
Evictionists state that the act of abortion must be conceptually separated into the acts of:
1.the eviction of the fetus from the womb, and
2.the dying of the baby.
Building on the libertarian stance against trespass and murder, they support a right to the first act (eviction), but
not the second act (murder).
They believe the woman always has a right to evict if done in the gentlest manner possible as long as the woman has publicly announced her abandonment of the right to custody of the fetus.
The evictionist view is that the mother may not directly kill the unwanted child (e.g., initiate a medical abortion), but she may
indirectly do so by evicting it from her premises during a time in which it is non-viable outside the womb.
1.the eviction of the fetus from the womb, and
2.the dying of the baby.
Building on the libertarian stance against trespass and murder, they support a right to the first act (eviction), but
not the second act (murder).
They believe the woman always has a right to evict if done in the gentlest manner possible as long as the woman has publicly announced her abandonment of the right to custody of the fetus.
The evictionist view is that the mother may not directly kill the unwanted child (e.g., initiate a medical abortion), but she may
indirectly do so by evicting it from her premises during a time in which it is non-viable outside the womb.
Evictionist founder, Walter Block modifies Judith Jarvis Thomson’s famous violinist thought experiment and uses it to support his claim.
It’s essentially this: If you woke up one morning, connected by medical tubes to the body of an unconscious violinist, surely you shouldn’t be legally obligated to remain attached because that would constitute slavery. You are free to disconnect
yourself, even though the violinist may soon die after they are disconnected from your life support.
The violinist, though unconscious, is in effect trespassing the property of your body, and therefore you have the right to evict.
However, It’s impermissible for you to end this involuntary connection by slitting the violinist’s throat; that would be
unnecessary, and thus murder.
Evictionists also believe that advances in technology will continue to improve the medical ability to preserve a living fetus after removal from its mother. This future technology is hoped to save the lives of evicted fetuses at increasingly younger ages whereas
aborted fetuses would continue to die at any age.
During the past several decades, neonatal care has improved with advances in medical science, and therefore the limit of viability has moved earlier. The lower limit of viability is approximately five months gestational age, and usually later.
Evictionism protects babies from abortion while preserving women's rights to their bodies.
It’s essentially this: If you woke up one morning, connected by medical tubes to the body of an unconscious violinist, surely you shouldn’t be legally obligated to remain attached because that would constitute slavery. You are free to disconnect
yourself, even though the violinist may soon die after they are disconnected from your life support.
The violinist, though unconscious, is in effect trespassing the property of your body, and therefore you have the right to evict.
However, It’s impermissible for you to end this involuntary connection by slitting the violinist’s throat; that would be
unnecessary, and thus murder.
Evictionists also believe that advances in technology will continue to improve the medical ability to preserve a living fetus after removal from its mother. This future technology is hoped to save the lives of evicted fetuses at increasingly younger ages whereas
aborted fetuses would continue to die at any age.
During the past several decades, neonatal care has improved with advances in medical science, and therefore the limit of viability has moved earlier. The lower limit of viability is approximately five months gestational age, and usually later.
Evictionism protects babies from abortion while preserving women's rights to their bodies.
by Oblivious Maximus March 22, 2021