evening

the only time of day when over 90% of people are awake

I wake up at 4pm and go to bed at 8am.
I sleep in the morning, during the day, but awake in the evening.

by missile_blocker November 14, 2007

evene

Hot will be famous and rich and will be remembered as a legend

evene iam your biggest fan,your so hot,legend,you are my inspiration 💕

by Beatyqueentje May 31, 2020

Not even

A use of words to express something not true as in “not even”, implying that’s its not even something to assume or guess referring to something, when someone asks, assumes or hypotheses something that’s not even a thing basically..

Are you New York ? I heard you’ve been traveling

No, not even . Traveling yes, from the grocery store to the crack house..

by exploding air plane 6969 October 13, 2017

Evens

He is the sexiest most awesome guy in school will always make you laugh in weird situations but don't ever fuck with him.

"Man Evens is funny also kinda cute I might need to bring by my place later."

by Annoymous? March 07, 2017

Even

Even is a disease men can get if they spend too much time masturbating.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.

"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"

by Pål R. October 03, 2003

not even

term used mostly by drug dealers, meaning that they do not have any drugs left to sell because they have either:
a.)smoked it all; or
b.)sold them all

Eric: You good, man?
Cory: Not even.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006

Not even

A term used by morons to try to convince you of something.

Guy tried to sell me a DVD player in a parking lot once. He didnt have any of the wires or hook ups at all, and he wanted fifty bucks for it. I said no, and he was like "It's not even stolen, man!"

Ever since, I've had a belief that the term "not even" is worthless.

Im not EVEN going to kill you, bitch!

by Bitchin Kitchen December 05, 2004