Evan

A short penguin. He waddled, quacks, waddles more. He loves to fuck even though his dick is a tic tac scotch taped to his crotch.

Hey Evan. Peepee

Evan by Ben the Zaven slayer May 21, 2018

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Evan

Hella cute!!!!! Very amazing to date and be friends with. Normally very innocent and smart. There's no one like an Evan, and if u can find one keep him <3

He's so adorable he must be and Evan. How did you get so lucky to find an Evan

Evan by ItzCoplicated April 6, 2017

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a cute goofy guy, that always seems to be able to put a smile on his face no matter what. Always there for you when you need him, is the greatest person in the whole entire world(besides cassie) Most loveable guy there is.

"youre a goof ball"
"evans more of a goofball"
"but hes damnnn sexy"

evan by evan is the man 23984 March 19, 2009

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Evan

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. Someone who spoils you and loves you no matter what. He is a boy that anyone could fall in love with. He's someone with a sense of humor and definitely romantic. He has a wonderful smile beautiful eyes. This boy is so handsome beyond belief and someone I love.

I love you Evan. <3

Evan by bub ;) July 11, 2010