elevator pitch

What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.

Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.

by ChuckChaser69 May 6, 2014

elevamasive

getting really baked.
eleva - elevated, high state.
masive - massive state

getting massively high

Example #1:
Guy 1: I have Niagara Falls Dank
Guy 2: Mang that shit is weak try this Toronto Dank it'll get you elevamasive.

Example #2: When I first got baked I invented the word elevamasive, i was on some dank Toronto shit.

by Petar.One-E December 9, 2008

the 6 am elevated train

A reference to The Game. "The 6 AM Elevated Train", where "6 AM E" seemingly spells out "GAME" when handwritten.

-I took the 6 AM Elevated Train to London.
-$^@# you, man!

by Adam J... March 23, 2008

Grease The Elevator

1) To screw up, make a big mistake (aka) making something that falls to the ground, fall or fail even faster.

2) "Self Pleasure" with some form of lubricant. She totally busted him watching porn, and "Greasing the Elevator."

1) Man, Tyson really "Greased the Elevator" in that meeting.

2) When she walked in - Tyson had porn on the TV, a giant jar of KY; so it was pretty obvious he was about to "Grease the Elevator."

by U of M Professor March 8, 2012

mood elevator

An increasingly popular component of corporate brainwashing that became fashionable in the mid 2000's.

The purpose of the mood elevator is to trick employees who are tired of their mind numbingly depressing jobs, shitty bosses, and lousy paychecks that their problems are only figments of their imaginations and not real problems at all.

Boss: Looks like someone has got a case of the 'Mondays'. Maybe you need to try raising your mood elevator.

Peon: You can take your mood elevator and shove it up your ass!

by Dagobert June 30, 2008

elevator captain

The person who stands in front of the buttons in the elevator and asks everyone what floor they would like pushed. Not to be confused with elevator attendant or operator. The elevator captain is just some doofus who insists on standing really close to the buttons so he/she can be the only one to push them.

The dork who thought he was the elevator captain leered at me when I asked him to push "69."

by The Pirate of Pissants February 21, 2006

Turman Elevator

The slowest elevator in the world. Located in Turman Hall of Emory University, the Turman Elevator is the bane of all Turman residents.

"The DUC food will have improved by the time the Turman Elevator moves from 1st floor to 2nd floor"

by Turman407 February 10, 2010